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Topic: Worst pickup​ lines ever! 😂
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actionlynx

Mon 09/24/18 09:07 PM

"I've got nothing....but YOU got everything."

"If you feed me, I'll follow you home."

"It's my birthday. How about giving me a spanking?"
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actionlynx

Tue 09/25/18 05:33 PM

"Hi, this is my mom. She wants to know if you'll marry me?"
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actionlynx

Wed 09/26/18 12:37 PM

"So, three men walk into a bar, but I'm the only one with eyes for you."
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actionlynx

Wed 09/26/18 04:53 PM

"You've got long legs. Did you steal 'em from a giraffe or something?"
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actionlynx

Thu 09/27/18 09:50 AM

"Hey, hot stuff. Mind if I put a log in your fire?"
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Queenie

Thu 09/27/18 09:51 AM

Just in laugh



There are 2 facts i am sure about in this world...
1st the earth is round .
2nd you are ****ing beautiful ;)
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actionlynx

Fri 09/28/18 08:48 AM

"Hi, I'm Oscar Meyer. Would you like to see my wieners?"
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Riverspirit1111

Sat 10/06/18 04:30 AM

"Are you a bank loan... because you got my interest" rofl

It's kinda cute... Majorly corny but kinda cute slaphead laugh
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Vera

Sat 10/06/18 05:00 AM


I might as well call you “Google” ’cause you have everything I’m searching for....


Hello, Share my Vibes, Oh my goodness, your sayings are unbeatable! laugh Namastai
Edited by Vera on Sat 10/06/18 05:03 AM
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andy2266

Sat 10/06/18 07:52 AM

yes you can have mine!
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Red

Sat 10/06/18 08:07 AM

"Hello"
"Hello beautiful"
"hello gorgeous"
"Hi"
These seem to be standard pickup lines here.
frustrated
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actionlynx

Sat 10/06/18 01:43 PM

"Your lips looks bored. Mind if I give 'em something to do?"
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Alan

Mon 10/08/18 12:58 PM

:laughing::laughing:
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actionlynx

Mon 10/08/18 07:50 PM

"So....are you allergic to latex?"
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BiGuy84

Sun 10/14/18 01:31 PM

You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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Red

Sun 10/14/18 06:00 PM

Wanna wrestle in baby oil?
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eric22t

Sun 10/14/18 06:13 PM

jello red! wrassle in jellobigsmile
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actionlynx

Sun 10/14/18 06:33 PM

"Nice Friendasauri. Mind if I club one, and make a Bronto Burger?"
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mysticalview21

Sun 10/14/18 06:40 PM

Me-> It's getting a little chilly...

can't say I didn't try laugh
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Red

Sun 10/14/18 11:47 PM


jello red! wrassle in jellobigsmile


It'd sure be easier to wrassle in! laugh