"You remind me of a phone book. You should let my fingers do the walking..."

Talk to me.

You remind me of my cousin....but let's talk about US and not our exes.

"Have you ever been on a triple date? We could bring our parents!"

Guy says “I’d like to get into your pants”

My response “no thanks, I’ve already got an ******* in there”

"Happy Hump Day! Whaddya say we go celebrate?"

Give it up, Girl, I know you got it on ya.

Hi.

"The women....How much for the women? Your women....I want to buy your women."

-- The Blues Brothers



Can you imagine someone actually trying to use that, even as a joke?

Why are you here?

You look like my future ex husband!

should that be just four **** ?

OK I'll see you next Tuesday

Not just 4 ****

***hole

I like that one I think I'm going to use it.

I'm just here for the forums

"Baby, you're like an ice cream cone. 'Cos I wanna lick until you melt."

There's 2 things I like on a woman. Stiff nipples....and me

people really say that?

people really say that?

The scene : At a party, with fake fireworks called 'throwdowns', which go CRACK when jumped on or thrown on the ground. Little bags of quartzite I think.
Others, and an attractive girl jumping on them making small bangs everywhere.

I - me, half drunk and half serious said to this girl (I've known for years) "If you jumped on me I'd probably go off too".
Not impressed.