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Topic: Worst pickup​ lines ever! 😂
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Unknow

Mon 04/01/19 06:22 AM

this is really useful
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actionlynx

Mon 04/01/19 08:12 AM

Hey, you look just like my mom!
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Freebird Deluxe

Mon 04/01/19 10:51 AM

do you like being tied up?
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Alberto365

Mon 04/01/19 01:49 PM

What is a good line?
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Bill

Tue 04/02/19 05:02 AM

That dress isn't what makes your *** look fat.lol
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actionlynx

Tue 04/02/19 12:20 PM

You must be in real estate, 'cos you're the homeliest woman I've ever seen.
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Cayden96

Tue 04/02/19 03:01 PM

So I see your tag showing...oh you made in heaven.
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Rahim

Tue 04/02/19 03:14 PM

Hehe nice one
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actionlynx

Thu 04/04/19 07:31 AM

You're hot. So hot that I don't know if it's even *possible* to chill with you, baby.

<asks bartender for a cup of ice>

How about we find out?
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NaughtyEcstacy

Fri 04/12/19 05:30 PM

Hahaa! Love this!
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Toodygirl5

Sat 04/13/19 04:36 PM

What's up
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Two

Tue 04/16/19 02:10 AM

Rub my Buddha belly and i’ll show you a good time... slaphead
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actionlynx

Tue 04/16/19 06:04 AM

Buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp!!!!!
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belowme_down

Fri 05/03/19 04:27 AM

I met a girl and told her I was from Mars and she replied I am from Saturn, I then replied, can I explore your three rings
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Mike6615

Fri 05/03/19 08:23 AM



Hi. Wanna shag?

Sure, do it several times a day




What is Drum Shag? Haven't heard of it over here.
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Riverspirit1111

Fri 05/03/19 08:30 AM




Hi. Wanna shag?

Sure, do it several times a day



What is Drum Shag? Haven't heard of it over here.


It's UK's leading rolling tobacco Mike, you can also find it in Illinois
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Sammy Dan

Fri 05/03/19 12:31 PM

Pick up lines? You got to be kidding me.

Pick up lines are as fake as they can be. If you think for a moment that a lady is dumb enough not to see them when they pass by, you're just fooling yourself.

How about being real? How about just being yourself?
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Ravi

Fri 05/03/19 02:44 PM

both of you three get out of the class!!!
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Mike6615

Fri 05/03/19 07:47 PM





Hi. Wanna shag?

Sure, do it several times a day



What is Drum Shag? Haven't heard of it over here.


It's UK's leading rolling tobacco Mike, you can also find it in Illinois


Thanks, Riverspirit. I thought it maybe it's a cheese.
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Junglee

Sun 05/05/19 12:02 AM

hi