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actionlynx

Thu 03/21/19 05:28 PM

Hi, I'm Phun, and who couldn't use some Phun?

Precy54

Thu 03/21/19 07:46 PM

Guy: What's your name?
Girl: Carmen, I like car and I like men laugh

laugh

laugh

laugh

ivegotthegirth

Thu 03/21/19 09:38 PM

Hey moose face, wanna grope?

ivegotthegirth

Thu 03/21/19 09:41 PM

Do you know what the egg said to the water baby? (the baby is optional)

You get hot I'll get hard and we'll be done in 3 minutes*

* I know all you ladies know this guy...

LatinaBC

Fri 03/22/19 09:22 AM

I like this one

Geenie?

cool ask for 2 more wishes and they will be granted

ctr916

Fri 03/22/19 02:06 PM

if Only,

i could honestly claim a screen name of EnormousMagnitude, so all the women could be in love with me.

ivegotthegirth

Sat 03/23/19 12:27 PM

if Only,

i could honestly claim a screen name of EnormousMagnitude, so all the women could be in love with me.

Sorry, you can only say it if it's true

actionlynx

Sat 03/23/19 04:15 PM

I'd like to buy you a drink. How many fingers do you want?

Toodygirl5

Sat 03/23/19 09:20 PM

Hi

actionlynx

Sun 03/24/19 03:32 PM

"How much for a lap dance and a happy ending?"

Toodygirl5

Sun 03/24/19 09:47 PM

I like your smile!

(No photos). slaphead

slaphead

Daisy

Sun 03/24/19 11:19 PM

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I can't hold it up sick

sick

:smile:

:smile:

Are you French? Cause Eiffel for you :smile:

:smile:

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one :smile:

:smile:

:smile:

:wink:

Edited by Daisy on Sun 03/24/19 11:25 PM

actionlynx

Tue 03/26/19 06:58 AM

"I am sooooo drunk!!!"

hupuppy

Tue 03/26/19 04:21 PM

what is the worst pick up line you have ever heard

Daisy

Tue 03/26/19 05:58 PM

what is the worst pick up line you have ever heard

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it up sick

sick

sick

actionlynx

Wed 03/27/19 06:49 AM

If love is like a drug, your name must be Heroin.

8inchnail

Sun 03/31/19 10:56 AM

How about you let me clap them cheeks tonight?
That's the one I'm using. :P

Edited by 8inchnail on Sun 03/31/19 10:58 AM

actionlynx

Sun 03/31/19 11:40 AM

Is your name....Spanky?

olivepit

Sun 03/31/19 11:48 AM

Hey Lady, Nice ****!

Bill

Sun 03/31/19 05:17 PM

I hope you are as good as your mom....

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