lmao you can use that 1 on me
are you into wood burning or carving?
...wanna help me practice so i can go get certified at Certified Personnel?
..."let's get wild and flip a coin; heads you get it your way and tails i get it my way."
That dress would look better on my bedroom floor...
is that a keg in your pocket cause id like to tap that!
dunno if it saved my answer ill put it in again just incase , " is that a keg in your pocket cause id like to tap that"
Ate you from Memphis? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.
...have some spare time on your hands, and knees?
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Do you like scoober diving because I've got a snorkel for ya mouth
Do you like scoober diving because I've got a snorkel for ya mouth
Do like sound of the sea because i would motorboat you
hahaha.. this made my day
mr. Happy just wants to get used.
Does this Cloth smell like chloroform to you?
Finally someone has gone dark lol the other good dark one is let's not turn this rape in to a murder :o. I'm joking people chill lol
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy..
...i would love to love you, right now.
Want to go half's on a bastard lol
At a party, a friend approached me to tell me, "Your friend is very rude." Later I learned he said with perfect drunken logic,
"I know you want my d**k because you've got big t**s."
That was, it appears, his opening line.
