so tacky here this one not to long ago

Mr. Happy loves to be called, cute.

...hey girl, want to be my friend?

Whoa! Nice Boobs!

hi

In your best Butthead (BEVIS & BUTTHEAD) voice......"Hey baaby".

Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

You can't spell menu without Me n u so wassup baby

...hey there baby, "you've got the Mother Lode."

...i would love to hold you, embrace you, as the rush comes.

"If I were a traffic light I'd turn red every time you passed by... just so I could stare at you a while longer"

Pretty corny, but kind of sweet in a cute way.

After spilling some of your drink on the target, say "Let me help get you out of those wet clothes."

"May I use your phone to call my mother?" *Kindly hands him her phone* He calls his OWN phone to obtain her number without actually asking her for her number.

Wow you changed your profile name to that? I hope it works.

OT:
Would you like to have coffee with me sometime?

Me: No.

...want to be the "horrible boss of me"? i am currently unemployed.

Are you a light switch? Because I wanna turn you on..

Are you an Alien? Because you abducted my heart

yes

Personally, I don't use "pick-up" lines on women,
as they're kinda corny and more likely to turn women off
in a heartbeat...
And thus, I'm often kinda quiet and reserved,
tinkering around on a project on my laptop,
and simply wait for an available girl to come
up to me and sort of"break the ice".

Kinda reminds me of the lyrics in chorus from a song I wrote back in 2003:

"Well, I'm the kind of guy who gets to shy"
'while I'm sitting all alone, watching time passing by'
'And I'm not the one to say, "what's your sign"'
'Or some other little cheesy pick-up lines'"

"Well, I'm the kind of guy who gets to shy"
'while I'm sitting all alone, watching time passing by'
'And I'm not the one to say, "your place or mine?"'
'Or some other little cheesy pick-up lines'".....

Sounds more like a bad pun.