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Topic: Woman marries tree
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jph2009

Sun 04/15/18 11:00 AM

Great Story! I'd marry a tree too for what they give us unconditionally and, of course, we can't live without them. Well worth saving as more and more are casually cut down while humans relentlessly multiply.
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BlakeIAM

Sun 04/29/18 06:01 PM

It is impossible to marry a tree just like it is impossible to marry a lampshade.
People are really weird.
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GalaxyStarz

Sun 04/29/18 08:03 PM

I guess my X just got married.

rofl
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iam_resurrected

Sun 04/29/18 11:07 PM





I bet they were all amazed when the tree said " I DO " ...spock





my guess is it sounded more like a bark :wink:
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Tom4Uhere

Sun 04/29/18 11:22 PM


Breaking news :apparently official :
The happy couple have up rooted and moved to the UK.
They are now living happily in the leafy town of oakhampton with their saplings.
They have asked for privacy and will not log on to the Internet laugh

Brilliant, mikey, just brilliant!
waving tongue2 tongue2
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Justskate59

Mon 04/30/18 06:23 AM

Did they meet a dating site
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Justskate59

Mon 04/30/18 06:23 AM

Did they meet a dating site
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NotPay4Play

Mon 04/30/18 06:43 AM


Did they meet a dating site


I think she just stumbled into it.
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Justskate59

Mon 04/30/18 06:45 AM

Do you think they will put down roots
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Unknow

Mon 04/30/18 07:45 AM


Do you think they will put down roots

Don't know but I'm rooting for them smitten laugh
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undrboss

Thu 05/10/18 03:40 PM


Great Story! I'd marry a tree too for what they give us unconditionally and, of course, we can't live without them. Well worth saving as more and more are casually cut down while humans relentlessly multiply.
wow ...that is just weird.

sorry.
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notbeold

Thu 05/10/18 06:00 PM

On the wedding night, did anyone get a root ?

Did the tree give a fig about not having any nuts ?

When they argue, will they get barking mad ?

Which partner will be the first to leaf ? laugh
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Rock

Thu 05/10/18 07:38 PM

Pure arbor abuse. surprised
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Annierooroo

Fri 05/11/18 03:30 AM

I guess each to their own.
No my cup of tea. I like mine moving. Someone has to cook tea.
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undrboss

Fri 05/11/18 09:06 AM

As long as that woman that married the tree isn't given a license to own guns

Because you never know what that nut job will do to those who even chop trees down.

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Workin4it

Fri 05/11/18 05:34 PM

This is great, everyone is great , all the trees are great , anyone and anything should have the right to marry . It's great, everything is great. No differant opinions, everyone thinks the same of marrying trees. That's great. Great, interesting debate here. More of these kind of debates would be great.
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nailcap

Tue 05/15/18 10:07 PM


This is great, everyone is great , all the trees are great , anyone and anything should have the right to marry . It's great, everything is great. No differant opinions, everyone thinks the same of marrying trees. That's great. Great, interesting debate here. More of these kind of debates would be great.

then one day ill gona bet 1 million dollar that Mr.bush will aye with the hitler.....drinker
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Viper1j

Thu 05/17/18 03:25 PM

Think she got some wood on the wedding night?
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Annierooroo

Sun 05/20/18 03:43 AM

I have been thinking is there a short supply of men where she is?

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greeneyes148

Sun 05/20/18 06:04 AM

In a update to this story local news is stating that her new husband " woody" was killed during thunder storm late Friday.

Hit by a bolt of lightning, Woody was split in two and fell over a portion of route 213, taking out a Toyota Camry.

Eager Beaver tree & mulch company is in charge of the services.