when you consider the mind is the most powerful organ/tool controlling the body, it's best to have it under control.

look at serial killers, molesters, rapists, etc. many of them are single and they commit sexual predator sins because they don't control the mind.

i think classifying it as sin is good. because having your mind under control is not just better for you, but for those around you!!

Lol.....you need to read your bible again

Monkeys masturbate all the time .. and god loves them ... just dress up in a cute monkey suit

Then to the monkey logic I can dress up as a monkey and go and get seriously drunk and have sex with women (who will have to be dressed up as monkey's as well) god will accept that

I am not sure what his stance on alcohol is . But likely he will be amused ..
as for me ... I would be curious why you need to be "seriously drunk" to have monkey sex though

http://youtu.be/n5sD3dyBUqo they even use toys...

If that's true everyone is going to hell. I'm going to rent a bus and charge for rides.

my mum used to call me a little monkey
I was young,
Omg, do you think she knew?

mom knows everything...

Dam, and I was told it was only god who knew everything

mom does too, maybe even more than God...

Well, she's up there now so if he's there she better not tell him otherwise I'm in the

I don't see it mattering if it's a sin or not...isn't it true that all you have to do is recant to God and accept him and all is forgiven? There's some kind of escape clause they put in there...

Smh escape clause lol

Safety net? Is that better? I need to read up on that. I've been sinning a lot, so I need to make sure I get it right...maybe I can go to a Catholic priest and do some hail Mary's...

You do that let me know so I can get started on fixing things quickly

Its ok, you have time...apparently you can do it on your deathbed, so you can sin up till then...

Not if it's quick I can't. I really can't take the chance because well the other place doesn't have Wi-Fi.

true...I'll get right on that then...

Yes. It's called Jesus Christ. He shed His blood for your (and mine) sins.



The problem with that is you never know when it will come. Tomorrow isn't guaranteed, even though we act like it is.