They couldn't fix my brakes, so they made my horn louder.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a car? A CARPET.

NICE

lol 🤣

Girlfriend : Where is my birthday present?

Boyfriend : Can you see the red colour car on the road..

Girlfriend : With excitement.. WOW.

Boyfriend : I have bought the same colour nail polish for you..

Heart Melting Love Story

Boy : We cannot get married, my family is against it.

Girl : Who are they to stop us ?

Boy : My wife and two kids..

Wife : Look at that drunken guy.

Husband : Who is he ?

Wife : 10 years back he proposed me, an i rejected him.

Husband : Oh my God ! he is still celebrating it.

Girls an Smileys

Boyfriend: Hello
Girlfriend:

Boyfriend: How are you?
Girlfriend:

Boyfriend: How was your day?
Girlfriend:

Boyfriend: I'm not feeling well today?
Girlfriend: oh

Boyfriend: I love you?
Girlfriend:

Boyfriend: Is someone around you?
Girlfriend: Na

Boyfriend: Then why the hell, you're not replying an showing your stupid face.
Girlfriend:

Funny Robin . Most of my jokes comes from Funny Editor with the joke of the day.

Thanks JulieABush
Mine jokes comes from hard net survey an copy paste an re edit... Just Kidding.

Anything for laughter is good, only should have humours with human senses
Have A Great Time

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope..

Jonny was observing him,

Suddenly a star falls,

seeing that
Jonny shouted...
Wow what a gunshot ....

🤣🤣🤣

A trucker’s wife sees 3 parrots for sale: 150$, 100$ & 10$

She asks why the last parrot is so cheap.
The pet owner said it used to live in a whore house.
The woman laughs and buys it.

She gets home and the parrot says”Wow!A new whore house!” The woman laughs.
When her two daughters come home, the parrot says”Dang!2 new gals!” They all laugh!
When her husband walks in door, the parrot says”Hi Joe! You found the new spot!”

Newton's Law Of Love

Every lovers continues to search for Love,
Until a "Slap" or "Sandal" hits upon his face by a lovely Girl with the velocity of 9.8m/s.

This force is called "Insult"
which is directly proportional to
"Shameful"
but Insult remains "Constant"