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JulieABush

Fri 02/25/22 02:42 PM

Funny Robin laugh

laugh

.

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Thu 03/10/22 07:35 AM

One week after the wedding.

The mother of the daughter phone calls her daughter and asks..?? :telephone_receiver:

:telephone_receiver:

Hello baby, how are you?
how is everything going on an have you wearied the dress i gifted an checked it's fitting.. :hugging:

:hugging:

Daughter replies,
These rascal is not allowing me to wear the panty past week,
what the hell will i wear an check your gifted dress.... :rage:

:rage:

:grin:

:grin:

:grin:

Edited by Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ on Thu 03/10/22 07:45 AM

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Sat 03/12/22 08:49 AM

Honesty & Loyalty

Look the Loyalty an Innocence of A Drunker Robin..

Even before Death.. :thermometer_face:

:thermometer_face:

He was saying to all.
The Whisky was quite true an honest to Me.
But the bloody these liver cheated with Me.

:skull_crossbones:

:skull_crossbones:

:skull_crossbones:

:skull_crossbones:

Drinking Alcohol Is Not Injurious To Health
If You Have Sufficient Wealth

:grinning:

:grinning:

:grinning:

:grinning:

Keep Smiling & Living :wink:

:wink:

Unknow

Sun 03/13/22 09:54 PM

Once a man and a monkey went on river for bath... 🕴 :monkey:

:monkey:

Men removed all his clothes,
Monkey started laughing...
Men asked, why are you laughing..
Monkey replied, you have a tail in front..... :grin:

:grin:

:grin:

:grin:

nice

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Wed 03/30/22 03:20 AM

Two Lovers plan to sucide from a high mountain hills. :couple_with_heart:

:couple_with_heart:

Boy jump's first,
Girl closed the eyes an returns back,
saying Love is Blind.
Boy opens the parachute,
saying True Love Never Dies
:grin:

:grin:

:grin:

:grin:

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Fri 03/03/23 08:10 AM

A child asked his father,
"How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother,
asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

:laughing:

:laughing:

Keep

:grin:

Smiling

:laughing:

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Fri 03/03/23 09:42 AM

:gift_heart:

JulieABush

Fri 03/03/23 12:16 PM

Funny Robin laugh

laugh

.

Unknow

Mon 12/04/23 03:32 AM

A child asked his father,
"How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother,
asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

:laughing:

:laughing:

Keep

:grin:

Smiling

:laughing:

:joy:

Jaan Doh

Mon 12/04/23 09:44 AM

A cute Secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin.... :confused:

:confused:

Colleage asked : hey what happened, why you so angry?

Secretary : Boss asked me,
are you free tonight? 🤵
an i said ya :levitate:

:levitate:

& rascal gaved me 100 pages to typed :computer:

:computer:

:grin:

:grin:

:grin:

:joy:

:joy:

Jaan Doh

Mon 12/04/23 09:45 AM

Once a man and a monkey went on river for bath... :levitate:

:levitate:

:monkey:

Men removed all his clothes,
Monkey started laughing...
Men asked, why are you laughing..
Monkey replied, you have a tail in front..... :grin:

:grin:

:grin:

:grin:

:joy:

:joy:

Jaan Doh

Mon 12/04/23 09:46 AM

A girlfriend an a boyfriend went out for a shopping..
Boy enters a store to puchase helmet, :couple:

:couple:

Girl says, you don,t have anything in your head then why the hell you need a helmet. :confused:

:confused:

Boy replies, yesterday ypu purchased a bra, did i said anything.. :rolling_eyes:

:rolling_eyes:

:joy:

:joy:

:joy:

:joy:

🤣

Jaan Doh

Mon 12/04/23 09:52 AM

Girlfriend : Where is my birthday present? :woman:

:woman:

Boyfriend : Can you see the red colour car on the road.. :man:

:man:

Girlfriend : With excitement.. WOW. :relieved:

:relieved:

Boyfriend : I have bought the same colour nail polish for you.. :wink:

:wink:

:grin:

:grin:

:grin:

Hahaha

:joy:

🤣

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Thu 12/28/23 10:28 PM

Thank You To All
&
Happy Same Year With Number 1 addiction
2024

@JulieABush
@Jaan Doh
@Sher
:cherry_blossom:

:cherry_blossom:

:pray:

:cherry_blossom:

JulieABush

Fri 12/29/23 03:16 AM

Thank You To All
&
Happy Same Year With Number 1 addiction
2024

@JulieABush
@Jaan Doh
@Sher
:cherry_blossom:

:cherry_blossom:

:pray:

:cherry_blossom:

Robin what do you mean by “Number 1 addiction”? I don’t want to be known for any.

Jaan Doh

Fri 12/29/23 03:55 AM

Thank you Robin, Best Wishes to you too for the New Year.... :pray:

:pray:

@JulieABush, think Robin meant addition :joy:

:joy:

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Fri 12/29/23 06:21 AM

Thank you Robin, Best Wishes to you too for the New Year.... :pray:

:pray:

@JulieABush, think Robin meant addition :joy:

:joy:

@JulieABush
It's adding of one 1 number in jolly way.. 3+1 = 4

but typing mistake, It's addition :slight_smile:

:slight_smile:

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Fri 12/29/23 06:22 AM

Thank you Robin, Best Wishes to you too for the New Year.... :pray:

:pray:

@JulieABush, think Robin meant addition :joy:

:joy:

Correct, I also saw just now..
Thanks @Jaan Doh

JulieABush

Fri 12/29/23 11:42 AM

Thank you Robin, Best Wishes to you too for the New Year.... :pray:

:pray:

@JulieABush, think Robin meant addition :joy:

:joy:

Correct, I also saw just now..
Thanks @Jaan Doh

Just being sure.

sonofrangi

Fri 12/29/23 02:42 PM

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