Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
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Hammer

Mon 09/02/24 01:29 PM

Two left feet


What's the purpose of stomping your feet in puddles?
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Unknow

Mon 09/02/24 01:36 PM

It would look too silly if you stomped your hands

What are angel numbers?
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Earthgirl83

Mon 09/02/24 02:08 PM



They are a series of 0s and 1s.


What's the best way to peel soft-boiled eggs?

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Hammer

Mon 09/02/24 02:28 PM

Use Hammer or a hammer :hammer: of course!


What ever happened to drum brakes?

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Unknow

Mon 09/02/24 11:47 PM

They turned into coffee breaks

Why is the ocean salty?
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Hammer

Tue 09/03/24 12:17 AM

Only so you'd ask why


Why doesn't firewood split itself?
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Unknow

Tue 09/03/24 12:51 AM

Because the fire burns brighter when it's whole

How long does it take to change a pattern of thought?
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Hammer

Tue 09/03/24 02:30 PM

Four score and seven years



Why are some women's smile so adorable?
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Unknow

Tue 09/03/24 04:16 PM

Because their smile reminds you of puppies

Why do onions make your eyes water?
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Hammer

Tue 09/03/24 05:02 PM

Because we're so happy to have onion breath.

Why do strawberries induce heavenly thougts?
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Unknow

Wed 09/04/24 02:10 AM

Because they are shaped like a heart

What is the actual color of the sky?
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Unknow

Wed 09/04/24 02:52 AM

Skittles



Why are black cats supposedly unlucky?
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Unknow

Wed 09/04/24 02:57 AM

Because they are difficult to see in the dark

Why did the dinosaurs go away?
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Unknow

Wed 09/04/24 03:33 AM

Political reasons



How does a clock keep time?
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Vibes

Wed 09/04/24 03:37 AM

With its hands


Why the clock sounds tick tick
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Unknow

Wed 09/04/24 03:38 AM

With the fingers on it's hands

How do they get the water in snow globs?
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Hammer

Wed 09/04/24 01:19 PM

By mosquitoes


How does one know when they have enough hammers?
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Unknow

Wed 09/04/24 01:45 PM

When they run out of nails

What is the purpose of yawning?
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Hammer

Wed 09/04/24 02:13 PM

To let the flies out


Why do guys wink at chicks?
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Earthgirl83

Wed 09/04/24 07:39 PM



They have itchy eyes.


Why does the sun go on shining?