Because someone forgot to turn it off before going to bed.
Where can you find the best burgers?
In the nostrils
Why don't peaches grow on apple trees?
Because apple trees don't allow peachfuzz
How long does it take to charge a phone?
If it's red, a bull will charge it immediately
Why do so many people have two left feet?
Because they keep getting up on the wrong side of the bed
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the menu at KFC
Why do cows moo?
It’s more of a meh than a moo but they don’t care.
Why do people shrug when they don’t know the answer?
Because scratching your behind in public is rude.
Who came up with the song "Twinkle, twinkle little star" ?
The man in the moon so he could have assistance in lighting up the sky.
Who came up with the song, "Row, row, row your boat"?
The Tarpon did,because they want you to feed them.
Why aren't there rainbows over campfires?
Because you’re not wearing your sunglasses at night
How low can you go when you limbo?
Never been in limbo , so no go !!
If you hear " reach for the sky" what's your first reaction?
Exit stage left
Why was Godzilla so big?
Cause he was a premature baby
Wat did one duck say to the other ?
It's raining today so remember to wear your boots
What makes the sound of thunder?
Jan Brady talking to the rain storms.
Why are the Florida islands called the Keys?
Because they open the doors to so many possibilities.
Where does wind come from?
The birds and the bees
What makes the world go around?
Hamsters
Why do leaves change color during the fall season?
Leaves swap out their summer wardrobe for fall.
Why does it flood with every hurricane?
