Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
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Unknow

Fri 09/27/24 02:34 AM

Because it gives people a chance to wear their flood pants.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

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Unknow

Fri 09/27/24 02:39 AM

GPS cannot find them.


Why does grass grow up?
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MsMuffin

Fri 09/27/24 04:32 AM

Blades are fighting to see who’s tallest

If you were an animal, what would you be?
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Hammer

Sun 09/29/24 08:44 PM

A solar flare.

Why hasn't anyone found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
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Unknow

Mon 09/30/24 12:02 AM

Because looking for the "end" of a rainbow causes it to vanish.

Why do wolves travel in packs?


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Vibes

Mon 09/30/24 12:15 AM

Because they are afraid to face humans individually


Why the Thunder roar?
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Unknow

Mon 09/30/24 01:12 AM

Because the sound of angels jumping in puddles through the clouds sounds just like roaring.

Why do people scurry to get out of the rain?
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Hammer

Mon 09/30/24 01:37 AM

Because they're melting



How does one find the yellow brick road?
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Unknow

Mon 09/30/24 02:46 AM

Buy yellow paint and a paint brush, then go to the nearest town with brick roads and paint them yellow.

How come tomorrow never comes?
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Hammer

Mon 09/30/24 12:23 PM

Because it's yesterday



Why do some people write love letters?
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Unknow

Mon 09/30/24 01:53 PM

Because it's easier for them than typing it.

Why do cats like to prowl around in the dark?
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Hammer

Mon 09/30/24 02:23 PM

Because they can't fly in the dark.


Why does the neighbors dog crap in my yard?
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Unknow

Mon 09/30/24 05:49 PM

Because he wants to be a good neighbor and share his blessings with you.

Why are lunar and solar eclipses considered powerful transformation times?
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Hammer

Mon 09/30/24 08:38 PM

Because people get high on chocolate covered strawberries at those times.


What does the "cats meow" mean?
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Unknow

Tue 10/01/24 02:04 AM

It's the cat's way of saying... me want out

Why do bears hibernate?
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Hammer

Tue 10/01/24 02:10 AM

It's the black bears way of protesting polar bears hunting seals.


Why is North Dakota the coolest place to live?

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Unknow

Tue 10/01/24 02:30 AM

I only follow Universal Law rules laugh tongue2

North Dakota is the coolest place to live because of the huge air conditioner in the atmosphere above the State.

What is a Vortex?
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Hammer

Tue 10/01/24 02:45 AM

The portion of the brain being sucked out by aliens.


Why Canada?
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Unknow

Tue 10/01/24 02:52 AM

I understand perfectly that question so it's easy to answer.

Why do salmon swim upstream?
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Hammer

Tue 10/01/24 01:36 PM

Because they need to practice their backstroke technique.




Why are there rapids in rivers?