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Nova

Thu 03/30/23 08:09 PM

Ya
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Nova

Thu 03/30/23 08:09 PM

Ya
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JulieABush

Fri 03/31/23 03:10 AM

Funny Robinlaugh .
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nightlight

Fri 03/31/23 01:02 PM

Works both ways
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Sat 04/01/23 12:12 AM

An elderly woman winds up in court for murder...

Defence barrister: 'Will you please state your full name.'

Agatha: 'Agatha Louise Hewson.'

Defence barrister: 'Will you please state your age'

Agatha: 'I am 94 years old.'

Defence barrister: 'Will you tell us in your own words what happened on the night in question.'

Agatha: 'I was sitting on my garden swing on my front verandah. It was a warm spring evening, when a young man crept up on the verandah and sat down beside me.'

Defence barrister: 'Did you know him? '

Agatha: 'No, but he was really friendly.'

Defence barrister: 'What happened after he sat down?'

Agatha: 'He started to rub my thigh.'

Defence barrister: 'Did you stop him?'

Agatha: 'No, I didn't stop him.'

Defence barrister: 'Why didn't you stop him?'

Agatha: 'It felt so good and nobody had done that since my husband George died almost 35 years ago.'

Defence barrister: 'What happened next?'

Agatha: 'He began to rub all over my body. '

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Agatha: 'No, I didn't stop him.'

Defence barrister: Why didn't you stop him? '

Agatha: 'Because he made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in so many years!'

Defence barrister: 'What happened next?'

Agatha: Well, by this time I was feeling so excited that I just laid down and told him take me young man, take me now!'

Defence barrister: 'And tell me, did he take you?'

Agatha: 'Lord no!.....He just yelled April Fool and that's when I shot him, the little bastard.'
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JulieABush

Sat 04/01/23 03:04 AM

Funny Robinlaugh .
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Sat 04/01/23 06:50 AM

:slight_smile:Thank You:slight_smile:
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Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Sat 04/08/23 09:44 AM

Two drunk guys walk into a hotel. :beers:

Skippering one word after another, they finally manage to make themselves understood by the girl at the reception.

“So you want the cheapest double room we have, right? The only free one is on the 100th floor, but the elevator is broken.”

The two guys, in order not to spend the night sleeping on a bench, load their luggage and leave for the staircase.

Since one hundred floors, drunk and with heavy bags is a really tough challenge, they decide to tell a joke every five floors.

When they reach the fiftieth floor, one of them starts laughing.

“What happened? Have you remembered a very good joke?” asks the first.

“This joke is just so hilarious! Actually, it’s so good that I’ll save it for later!” answers the second guy.

When they reach the 75th floor, the same guy bursts laughing even harder.

“Are you okay? Are you still thinking about that joke from earlier?” asks worried the first.

“Yeah, but this one is soooooo good, I’ll save it for when we finish,” answers the other guy.

Finally, exhausted and tired, they reach the 100th floor.

Panting, the first boy asks, “So, what is this joke that has tormented you so much?”

Still breathless, the other replies, “Hey, do you remember the girl who was at the reception? Here, we left before she gave us the keys.”

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Ryan Crooks

Tue 07/04/23 05:48 AM

Before Marriage:

Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!

After Marriage
(Read from bottom to top)
:slight_smile:Keep Smiling:upside_down:

🤣:joy:🤣:joy:this cheered me up
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Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ

Tue 07/04/23 07:03 AM

🤣:joy:🤣:joy:this cheered me up

Keep Smiling @Ryan
More laughter in Joke section :slight_smile:
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Ryan Crooks

Tue 07/04/23 09:05 AM

last night I was sleeping with my window open and I could hear my neighbours in bed. I wanted to say something so they'd hear me so in my best mortal kombat voice I said finish her they heard me and laughed. funny thing is about 20 minutes later I heard him say round 2 fight
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Tue 07/04/23 10:06 AM

last night I was sleeping with my window open and I could hear my neighbours in bed. I wanted to say something so they'd hear me so in my best mortal kombat voice I said finish her they heard me and laughed. funny thing is about 20 minutes later I heard him say round 2 fight

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Zed

Fri 08/11/23 05:30 AM

:wink: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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Unknow

Sun 08/27/23 12:56 PM

Hii
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Hannah White

Mon 08/28/23 07:57 PM

I apologize for reaching out to you in this manner. My name is Elisa White. I will be glad to hear back from you, as it would be nice to know each other... Because I am not paid member and also new here, I can only message you once here .I am here looking for honest, caring , loving man to spend the rest of my life with .If you don't mind . Email me on google chat sweetprin585atgmail.com

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Hannah White

Mon 08/28/23 07:57 PM

I apologize for reaching out to you in this manner. My name is Elisa White. I will be glad to hear back from you, as it would be nice to know each other... Because I am not paid member and also new here, I can only message you once here .I am here looking for honest, caring , loving man to spend the rest of my life with .If you don't mind . Email me on google chat sweetprin585atgmail.com

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JulieABush

Tue 08/29/23 02:19 AM

And how may I ask is this funny? This post belongs in the “New members” section.
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milla

Wed 08/30/23 05:36 PM

about 5 months ago when I was still in an active relationship I woke up early in the morning and was feeling you know pretty aroused my girlfriend asleep at my side decided she was going to act like she didn't know what was going on but I was absolutely quick under control and perform my duties within seconds then I jumped up ran out grab my lunch box and headed to work come lunch time I opened my lunch box and all there was was a head of lettuce and it said if you want to make love like a rabbit you can eat like one too
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JulieABush

Thu 08/31/23 01:06 AM

Funnylaugh .
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Tiffany

Thu 08/31/23 08:55 AM

I don't have a joke to tell, but in your mind just assume I wrote the best joke you've ever heard and laugh :joy: