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This place seems like fun. I should use this app more.

A Cop stops a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He directs the man to blow into a breathalyzer.

Man:  “I’m afraid I can’t do that, officer.”

Cop: “What’s the harm?” ‍♀️

Man:  “Because I have asthma. If I blow into that tube, I might have an asthma attack.”

Cop: “All right, we’ll just get a urine sample at the station.”‍♀️

Man:  “I can’t do that, officer.”

Cop: “What’s the harm?”‍♀️

Man:  “Because I have diabetes. If I pee in a cup, I might get low blood sugar.”

Cop: “All right, we’ll take a blood sample.” ‍♀️

Man:  “I can’t do that, officer.”

Cop: “What’s the harm?” ‍♀️

Man:  “Because I have hemophilia. I could die if I give blood.”

Cop: “All right, just walk this white line.”‍♀️

Man:  “I can’t do that, officer.”

Cop: “What’s the harm?” ‍♀️

Man:  “Because I’m drunk.” 🥴

KeepSmiling

That was a good one!

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you face it

What is red and has 7 dents? Snow Whites cherry.

I've been reminded of another meaning of cherry, i.e. h---n.